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David Kirschner's avatar

I always thought of modern encroachment on resting places as disrespectful, but you're right that the dimension of time can't be discounted in considering the 'purity' of a place. Great piece -- and a not-so-subtle reminder to BK patrons about hastening their demise with each orbit of the drive-thru.

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Ted Anthony's avatar

I've always loved highbrow AND lowbrow equally, and that probably figures into this. I like your comparison, though. I guess "A Whopper a day keeps the graveyard away" doesn't work.

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PK's avatar

There is something very "Mike Judge"-esque about this article.

It is dryly absurd (pardon me, as I do actually find humor in this) while pointing out the juxtaposition of "Fast Food" vs "Eternal Rest"

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Ted Anthony's avatar

I love this! I was trying to be whimsical, and I find humor in it too. So I'm glad you saw it.

Also: Shut up, Beavis.

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MR ROBERT THOMPSON's avatar

When you can visit sites that startle and confuse, you know that time has begun to amuse. The touch of old and the noise of new, appear as a frayed quilt still warming you. Time, in these moments of revery, is multi directional and filled with much glee.

Nice writing Ted.

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Ted Anthony's avatar

Nice quatrain yourself.

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MR ROBERT THOMPSON's avatar

We are men of letters and I’m pleased to have your company.

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Samantha Pelch's avatar

Loved this!

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Ted Anthony's avatar

Thank you, Sam! Would love to reconnect.

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Alan Stamm's avatar

Edward Mason Anthony Jr. was right that "every grave is an entire story that you may never know," so I'm grateful I now know this vivid, well-narrated one about Jane Adelaid Anthony Vaughan.

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Ted Anthony's avatar

He actually visited that cemetery with me many times. He loved it too.

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Alan Stamm's avatar

He’d also admire this essay, no doubt.

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